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Late last evening Shashi Tharoor twittered at the Vice Chancellor of Delhi University.
" The University on Wheels is a good plan, but we need to fast track." .
" Nothing could be faster than this" the VC twittered back, taking his eyes off the stopwatch with which he was masterminding Delhi University's demolition.
Tharoor : This is the space age. Trains are a no-no even for cattle class.
"What is your input?" smsed the VC who believed in strategic planning and consultation with Experts-at -Nothing.
Tharoor : The finance bill has been passed,
Government is plush with funds.
Dont sink money in Cluster Non-Innovative Projects.
Buy up an Airline!
How will that help, queried the VC, following his time tested policy of obstructing any idea that was not his own.
Tharoor: We can have classrooms in the air.
Mallya is ready to sell. We support him and Air India, remember?
VC: That is one Ass-stounding Innovation Idea!
Will make it part of new eligibility criteria.
Students can directly apply to the Kingfisher offices for admission.
Specializations will be area based.
Air-view of the area will ensure jobs for all FYUP applicants as Travel Guides.
Tharoor: Virendra Bhardwaj can be given sanctuary. We will fly him from airbase to airbase to escape lynching by marriageable women and all unwell persons suffering from family mishaps who are incapable of completing their graduation
VC . The SOL is also stirring up. Never mind . Every young person not going to America and enrolled for FYUP will support us.
Tharoor: If the numbers add up this is going to be one Dreamliner of a University.
In solidarity!
VC: Up Up and Away!
Editorial Comment: The Dreamliner Project is now grounded owing to considerations of safety and viability. The FYUP seems to be charting similar territories.
Distress Call from Pilot in Cockpit: Cant Fly this machine! Is it true that no safety check measures are in place for FYUP?.
Late last evening Shashi Tharoor twittered at the Vice Chancellor of Delhi University.
" The University on Wheels is a good plan, but we need to fast track." .
" Nothing could be faster than this" the VC twittered back, taking his eyes off the stopwatch with which he was masterminding Delhi University's demolition.
Tharoor : This is the space age. Trains are a no-no even for cattle class.
"What is your input?" smsed the VC who believed in strategic planning and consultation with Experts-at -Nothing.
Tharoor : The finance bill has been passed,
Government is plush with funds.
Dont sink money in Cluster Non-Innovative Projects.
Buy up an Airline!
How will that help, queried the VC, following his time tested policy of obstructing any idea that was not his own.
Tharoor: We can have classrooms in the air.
Mallya is ready to sell. We support him and Air India, remember?
VC: That is one Ass-stounding Innovation Idea!
Will make it part of new eligibility criteria.
Students can directly apply to the Kingfisher offices for admission.
Specializations will be area based.
Air-view of the area will ensure jobs for all FYUP applicants as Travel Guides.
Tharoor: Virendra Bhardwaj can be given sanctuary. We will fly him from airbase to airbase to escape lynching by marriageable women and all unwell persons suffering from family mishaps who are incapable of completing their graduation
VC . The SOL is also stirring up. Never mind . Every young person not going to America and enrolled for FYUP will support us.
Tharoor: If the numbers add up this is going to be one Dreamliner of a University.
In solidarity!
VC: Up Up and Away!
Editorial Comment: The Dreamliner Project is now grounded owing to considerations of safety and viability. The FYUP seems to be charting similar territories.
Distress Call from Pilot in Cockpit: Cant Fly this machine! Is it true that no safety check measures are in place for FYUP?.
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